Kitchen

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

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A guardian angel in your kitchen...

watches over what you're fixin'...!!

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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,

and this kitchen is delirious !

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A messy kitchen is a sign of a good meal.

A Pinch of this...a dash of that...

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EMERGENCY NUMBERS

Pizza 555-121-1212

Chinese 555-121-1212

Deli 555-121-1212

Grandma 555-121-1212

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Fresh Eggs...Layed Daily

God blesses this kitchen but He doesn't clean it....!!

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I do my part to keep the planet green;

just look in my refrigerator.

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I know that birds have little birds,

and fish have little fishes.

Then why don't sinks have little sinks,

instead of dirty dishes..???

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I like hugs and I like kisses,

But what I'd love...is help with the dishes !!

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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

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Ice Tea

5 cents

House wine of the South

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If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans,

this world would be one heck of a kitchen !!

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If messy kitchens are happy kitchens...mine's delirious !!

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen !

If you want breakfast in bed....sleep in the kitchen !

If yur lookin...for home cookin'....go home !

Keep this Kitchen clean..Eat out !!

Kitchen Closed...Not in the Mood...

Kitchen closed Sundays...

Kitchen Closed: this chick's had it!

Lord...bless this kitchen...and those who labor in it...

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Lord,

Warm all the kitchen with thy Love,

And light it with Thy peace.

Forgive me all my worry,

and make my grumbling cease.

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Love bakes good cakes

And brews good stews.

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Make yourself at home....Clean my Kitchen !!

Mealtime: when the kids sit down to continue eating.

Mom only works in the kitchen on days that end in "Y"

Mom's Cafe...Open 24 hours !

Mom's Kitchen: Love served here...

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My next house will have not kitchen...

just vending machines.

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No matter where I serve my guests....

they seem to like my kitchen the best...

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Only cowards cook on low !!

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Please don't bug me....while I'm eating !!

(Sign depicting a bug with a spoon)

Save water....don't do dishes !!

Sit...Give Thanks...Eat...Praise the Cook...

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Sit....Relax....Gossip !

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Thank God for dirty dishes;

they have a tale to tell;

while others may go hungry,

we're eating very well.

With home and health and happiness,

I shouldn't want to fuss;

and by the stack of evidence,

God's been very good to us !!

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The kitchen is the heart of the home...

The Meals Complete...when the Kitchen's Neat !!

The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat !

This chick is cookin'...

This is a self-cleaning kitchen....clean up after yourself !

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This is my kitchen and I will do as I darn well please !

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This kitchen serves the four basic food groups:

1. chocolate fudge

2. chocolate brownies

3. chocolate ice cream

4. diet cola

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Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen

and gone on to lead normal lives.

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Two choices for Dinner Tonite...take it OR leave it !

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Welcome to my Kitchen...

Now...Get Out !!!

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Welcome to my Kitchen

Operating Hours:

Monday -- closed

Tuesday -- no service

Wednesday -- half day

Thursday --out shopping

Friday -- day off

Saturday -- eat out

Sunday -- day of rest

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You can eat off my kitchen floor.

There are crumbs everywhere !