Cats

A cat determined not to be found

can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief

if it wants to....

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A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine,

and the hearth in foul weather...

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A cat is a cat...

And that is that !

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A cat is the only real love money can buy...

A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known.

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A cat sleeps fat,

yet walks thin...

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A charm of cats is that they seem to live

in a world of their own,

just as much as if it were a real

dimension of space.

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A dog comes when it is called...

A cat takes a message and gets back to you...~!

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A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrrrson....

A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.

A house is not a home until is has a CAT ...

A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A CAT

A SPOILED ROTTEN CAT LIVES HERE

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

(Ellen Perry Berkeley)

Attack Cat on Duty !!

Blessed are the "Purr" in heart...

Cat -- astrophe !!

Cat-astrophy zone !!!

Cat got your tongue....???

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Cat napping...

Do not disturb !!

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Cats are absolute individuals,

with their own ideas about everything,

including the people they own.

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Cats are always elegant.

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Cats are intended to teach us

that not everything in nature has a function.

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Cats are just children with fur.

Cats are just little angels with fur.

Cats are like potato chips...you can't have just One !!

Cats are people too..!!

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Cats are rather delicate creatures

and they are subject to a good many ailments,

but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

(Joseph Wood Krutch)

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Cats are smarter than dogs.

You can't get eight cats to pull a sled

through the snow.

(Jeff Valdez)

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Cats don't have owners...they have caretakers !~!

Cats leave paw prints on your heart...!

Cats make purrfect friends...

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Cats never strike a pose

that isn't photogenic.

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Cats seem to go on the principle

that it never does any harm

to ask for what you want.

(Joseph Wood Krutch)

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Cats were once worshipped as Gods...

and they have never forgotten !!

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Curiosity killed the cat.

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Curiosity may have killed the cat,

but at least the cat died knowing.

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Dogs come when they're called;

cats take a message and

get back to you later.

(Mary Bly)

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Dogs think they are human; Cats know they are...!!

Dogs believe they are human; Cats believe they are God..!!!

Dogs drool...Cats rule !!!

Don't let the cat out of the bag...

Every life should have nine cats....!!!

Friends are purrennials in the garden of life...

Fur Purrrson Residence

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He sat there very comfortable

Humming a little tune,

While I was busy at my chores,

He lazed all afternoon.

Now doesn't it seem unfair to you

That he should be doing that?

If I come back in another life,

I, too, must be a cat !!

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Hi, my name's "No No Bad Cat".

What's yours ?

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Honest as the cat

when the meat is out of reach.

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Husband and cat are missing...!! $200 reward for the cat !!

I don't do mousework...

I got a cat for my husband. I think it was a fair trade.

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I got rid of my husband.

The cat was allergic.

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I have studied many philosophers and many cats.

The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

(Hippolyte Taine)

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I love cats because I love my home

and after a while

they become it's visible soul...

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I taught I saw a tweet ! (ex: bird and cat)

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If a man could be crossed with the cat,

it would improve man but

deteriorate the cat.

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If an artist were to design an animal,

it would be impossible to improve upon the cat.

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If having a soul means being able to feel love

and loyalty and gratitude,

then animals are better off

than a lot of humans.

(James Herriot)

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If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor,

a cat will find it and soak it up.

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If you want the best seat in the house...hold the cat !

If you want the best seat in the house....just move the cat !

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I'm only a cat, and I stay in my place.

Up there on your chair, on your bed or your face.

I'm only the cat and I don't finick much.

I'm happy with cream and anchovies and such.

I'm only a cat and we'll get along fine,

as long as you know I'm not yours...

you're all mine !!

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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

(English proverb)

Into every life a little cat hair must fall.

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of kittens.

It's better to feed one cat, than many mice.

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It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats;

the best ones don't respect you for it.

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Letting the cat out of the bag is much easier than putting it back.

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Like a graceful vase, a cat,

even when motionless,

seems to flow...

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Look at what the cat dragged in.

Love me...love my cat

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" Meow " is like Aloha...

it can mean anything.

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MEOW SPOKEN HERE

My cat (or cats) walk all over me...

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My husband said it was either him or the cat.

I miss him sometimes.

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My life is devoted to the care and convenience of my cat.

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My little grandson is a darling,

but he can never take the place of my cat.

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Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you

for yourself alone.

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Never say anything bad about another person's cat.

Next to the cat....I love you best !!

Never trust a smiling cat.

Never try to baptize a cat !

Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

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No heaven will not ever Heaven be;

unless my cats are there to welcome me.

(Unknown)

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No matter how much cats fight,

there always seem to be

plenty of kittens.

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No outfit is complete without cat hair !

One can never have too many cats...

One cat just leads to another.

(Ernest Hemingway)

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One of the ways in which cats

show happiness......is by sleeping.

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People who don't like Cats...were probably Mice in an earlier life.

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life !

(Faith Resnick)

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Purranoia: the fear that cats are up to something..!!

Purr-fect !!

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Since each of us is blessed with only one life,

why not live it with a cat ??

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Some cats is blind, and stone-deaf some,

but ain't no Cat wuz ever dumb !!

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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel.

True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

(Missy Dizick)

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Sometimes the mouse wins...

(this was on a cute painted sign with a kitten napping on a rug)

SPOILED ROTTEN CATS LIVE HERE

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Tall and skinny.

short and fat....

no one loves me

like my cat.

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The best exercise for a cat...

is another cat.

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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.

(Ernest Menaul)

The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes by.

The cat is never vulgar.

The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat !

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

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There are many intelligent species in the universe.

They are all owned by cats.

(Anonymous)

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There are no ordinary cats !

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There are two means of refuge

from the miseries of life:

music and cats.

(Albert Schweitzer)

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There is no fear but fur itself...!!

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast !!

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There's no need for a piece of sculpture

in a home that has a cat.

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This home is blessed with love,

laughter, friendship

and a cat....

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This home is run for the comfort and well being of the cat...

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Thou art the Great Cat,

the avenger of the Gods,

and the judge of words,

and the president of the sovereign chiefs

and the governor of the holy Circle;

thou art indeed....the Great Cat.

(inscriptions on the royal tombs at Thebes)

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Thoughts, prayers and purrrrs to you....

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.

Cats have never forgotten this.

(Anonymous)

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Time spent with cats is never wasted.

(Colette)

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To a dog you're family,

to a cat....you're staff.

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To please himself...only the cat purrs....

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Travel light in life;

Take only what you need:

A loving family,

Good friends,

Someone to love,

Someone to love you....

And a cat.

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Truth is like a cat....no matter how you twist it....it lands on it's feet!

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Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world...

the clock and the cat.

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We are all cat toys...

We had to get rid of the kids....the cat was allergic.

Wear natural fibers...hug your cat.

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When I'm discouraged, he's empathy incarnate,

purring and rubbing to telegraph his dismay.

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When in doubt...take a nap ! (ex: cat napping)

Wipe your paws....

Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it.

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense...

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You haven't really been ignored

until you have been ignored by a cat !

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You will always be lucky if you know how

to make friends with strange cats.

(Colonial American proverb)