Dogs

A dog is a man's best friend.

A house is not a home without a dog.

A spoiled rotten dog lives here.

As the big hound is, so will the pup be.

Be Aware of the Dog !

(for people who own friendly dogs)

Bone Appetit

(I saw this on a jar for doggie biscuits)

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Brothers and Sisters I bid you beware

Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

(Rudyard Kipling)

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Dogs are just kids in fur.

Dogs smile with their tails !

Dogs think they are human; cats know they are...!!

Dogs think they are human....cats think they are God..!

Don't kick a sleeping dog.

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Don't worry...our ATTACK dog

doesn't bite (very hard).

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Every dog has his day.

Forget the dog. Beware of the kids...!!

(you can also substitute...wife, husband, mother-in-law...etc.)

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God, make me the person my dog thinks I am.

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Hi, my name's "No No Bad Dog".

What's yours ?

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I love my Grand-Dog !!

I'd rather be in the company of dogs...!!

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If having a soul means being able to feel love

and loyalty and gratitude,

then animals are better off

than a lot of humans.

(James Herriot)

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If you ain't the lead dog...the scenery never changes.

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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,

try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

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If your dog is fat . . . you're not getting enough exercise!

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Is it a coincidence that

DOG

spelled backwards is

GOD ?

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It's a doggy dog world

Let sleeping dogs lie.

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Love is when your puppy licks you on the face,

even after you left him alone all day.

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Money can buy a fine pet...but only love will make the tail wag.

My dog can make it to the fence in three seconds...Can you??

My dog walks all over me.

My name is No ! No ! Bad Dog ! What's yours?

No home is complete without the pitter patter of doggy feet ~!~

No outfit is complete without dog hairs.

One can never have too many dogs.

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Outside a dog, man's best friend is a book.

Inside a dog, it's too dark t read.

(Groucho Marx)

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Remember, all poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles.

Salesmen Welcome: Dog food is expensive !!

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant...!!

Spoiled rotten dogs live here.

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That wagging tail and friendly woof

Bring joy to all who live

under this roof.

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This is my other child....dressed in fur.

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To a dog you're family,

to a cat....you're staff.

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Toads, frogs and puppy dogs

are what a kid really likes.

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Train....Don't Complain !

Who-takes-who for a walk???

Wipe your paws...!

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Women and Cats do as they like.

Men and Dogs get used to it.

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You can't teach an old dog new tricks.