Housework

Bless this mess

Housework makes you ugly

If you come to visit, welcome! (But please don't write in the dust)

Dust is just a country accent

I was born to have a maid, not be one

I'm creative. You can't expect me to be neat too!

This house protected by a coat of dust

Help wanted. Everyone in this house qualifies

Welcome to my laundry room-Featuring all the latest dirt

Organized people are just too lazy to hunt for things

Notice: Due to illness, this kitchen is closed. I'm sick of cooking!

Messy houses are happy houses. Mine is delerious!

Please excuse the mess- we want you to feel at home.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.

A woman with an immaculate house and a great dinner on the table is a woman expecting her mother-in-law for dinner.

If birds have little birds
and fish have little fishes,
why can't sinks have little sinks
instead of DIRTY DISHES!!

When you need some time alone, just start washing the dishes!

Dirt Free House. The dirt is free.

This house is protected by a thin layer of dust.

I'll clean when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum.

Laundry Room: Drop your pants here.

Both of us can't look good. It's either me or the house.

Our laundry room has the latest dirt!

Men sort their laundry into two piles: Filthy and filthy but wearable.

Watch for falling killer dust balls!

If you can’t sweep it once a day, rake it once a week!

Clean houses never last. Hugs and kisses do.

Housework gives you warts.

Please don't feed the dust bunnies.

Beware: Important scientific experiment now in progress inside this fridge!

You can eat off my floor. It's covered with crumbs.

This house is quarantined due to illness. I'm sick of cleaning.

Housework is a family affair. Family messes, mom cleans!

Ring bell for service. If no one answers do it yourself.

Lord, please pick up my spirits. . . and I could use some help with this house too!

Cleaning and scrubbing can wait,
for babies grow quickly, it’s just fate.
So quiet down cobwebs and dust go to sleep.
I’m rocking my baby cause babies don’t keep.

I don't like 4 letter words: DUST, IRON, COOK, WASH, MEND, DIET, BAKE....

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

A clean house is the sign of a boring person.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer !

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.

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A woman has never been known to shoot a man

while he was doing the dishes

( or the laundry, vacuuming, etc. )

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Although you'll find our house a mess,

come in, sit down, converse.

It doesn't always look like this.

Some days it's even worse.

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An old broom knows the dirty corners best !!

Beware...this home protected by killer dust bunnies...

Beware of Killer Dust Bunnies...

Born to shop....not to mop !!

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Clean Beds 25 cents

First Water 10 cents

Used Water 3 cents

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Clean if you must...

but don't write in the dust.

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Cleaning the house while the kids are still growing...

is like shoveling the walk while it's snowing...

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Cleanliness is next to....impossible !!

Dull women have immaculate homes !

Dust is just a country accent.

Dust is a protective cover.

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For Maid Service, Press Button.

If No One Answers, Do It Yourself!

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Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust

Housework causes warts !

Housework, when done correctly, can kill you.

Housework, done properly, can kill you.

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Housework

is a

Family Affair

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Housework is something you can do

that nobody notices until

you don't do it !!

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Housework is the pits !!

Housework...just sweep the room with a glance !!

Housework makes you ugly...

Housework makes your HARE turn gray !!

(seen on a sign...a gray rabbit painted below words)

I believe in miracles... keeping this place clean is one of them.

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I clean house every other day...

Today is the other day !

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I don't do housework on days that end in "Y"...

If cleanliness is next to godliness....we're in big trouble !!

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If the shelves are dusty

and the pots don't shine

it's because I have better

things to do with my time.

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I'm not going to vacuum

'til Sears makes one you can ride on !

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My house was perfectly clean last week...Sorry you missed it !

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Our house is clean enough to be healthy...

and dirty enough to be happy...

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Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me.

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Please pardon the mess !

Our butler and maid has resigned !!

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So I'm not Super wife........ Adjust!!!!!!!

The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house.

There may be dust in my house but there isn't any on me.

They're sure housework won't kill you...but why take the risk??

This home is protected by a coat of dust...

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.

This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with !

True love leads to housework.

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When I get the urge to clean house,

I lay down until it passes.

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You can draw in my dust,

just don't date it.

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You can look at my dust, but please don't write in it !