Men

A man is never worth your tears.

And the one who is,

won't make you cry.

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A man of quality is never threatened by a woman of equality.

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A man's reach,

should exceed his grasp.

Else, what's a heaven for ?!?

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Adventure is not outside the man;

it is within.

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Ashes to ashes,

Dust to dust.

If it weren't from women...

Men's things would rust !

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Behind every successful man is his woman.

Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Behind every successful man is a SURPRISED woman !

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Men do what they want.

Boys do what they can.

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Finding a good man

is like picking wild roses.

You have to watch out

for the pricks.

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For every woman who makes a fool out of some man;

there's another who makes a man out of a fool.

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I love a man with dishpan hands.

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I am man....hear me snore !!

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If we can send one man to the moon...

why can't we send them all !

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It is true that God made men before women,

but it also true that he made a rough draft

before a masterpiece.

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Men and fish are alike....

they both get in trouble

when they open their mouths.

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Men are attracted to three types of women:

those who dress well,

those who dress a little,

and those who don't dress at all !

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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Men are just tall children !

Men are like blenders....always mixed up !

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Men are like handicapped spaces...

the good ones are taken

and the rest are handicapped.

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Men are like outhouses.

They are either taken...

or full of **** !!!

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Men are like wines,

They mature with age.

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Men should come with directions !

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Men...

You can't live with them...and you can't use them for parts !

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My fantasy is having two men,

one cooking and one cleaning.

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Never let a man's mind wonder...

It is too little to be out by it's self.

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No guy is worth your tears,

and the one who is

will never make you cry.

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No man is a match for a woman's tears.

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No man in completely worthless...

he can serve as a bad example.

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Real men don't ask directions...!

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Some people say I'm a grumpy, mean, old man.

That's not true.

I have the heart of a kind and gentle soul...

in a jar on my desk.

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Talk to a man about himself...

and he will listen for hours !

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The difference between a man and a child

is the price of their precious toys.

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The hardest secret for a man to keep is his opinion of himself.

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The only difference between a man and a boy

are the size of his toys.

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The only guy who should make you cry

is the one who makes you cry tears of joy !

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The true measure of a man

is how he treats those

who can do nothing for him.

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There are three stages in a man's life....

STUD ~ DUD ~ THUD !!

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What a World ! The rich man worries over his last meal he had

and the poor man over where his next meal to come.

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Why did the man cross the road?

Who knows...

Why in the heck do they do anything !!

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Women like the "simple" things in life...

MEN !!

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You can tell a man by his BIG...

talk !