Marriage

A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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A marriage may be made in heaven,

but the maintenance must be done on earth.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

After marriage the " Y" becomes silent.

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Bigamy:

Marrying a pretty girl

and a good cook !

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By all means...marry ! If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...

and that is a good thing for any man.

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Do not marry a person that you know you can live with;

only marry someone that you cannot live without.

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Don't go to bed angry....stay up and fight !!

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Give and take are the twin pillars of marriage.

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Greatest penalty of bigamy...

having two mother-in-laws !!

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Happiness is marrying your best friend.

He loves me....he loves me not. It matters not...I'm all he's got !!

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He rules the roost

but I rule the rooster !!

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Henceforth there shall be

such a oneness between you,

that when one weeps,

the other will taste salt.

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How beautiful life can be when touched by Love.

The path to happiness is so narrow

that two cannot walk on it unless they become one...

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I used to be married...but I feel much better now.

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I would like to go full speed ahead...but I'm married to a speed bump.

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I would love to live in the fast lane...but I'm married to a speed bump.

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If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !

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If you want your spouse to listen

and pay strict attention to every word you say,

talk in your sleep.

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Marriages are made in heaven....but so are thunder and lightening!!!

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

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Marriage is a sacred institution...

If you want to be institutionalized....

go right ahead !

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Marriage is an institution where

the man loses his bachelor degree

and the woman gets her masters.

And after years of marriage,

they both be Ph.D. (Problem Holder Degree).

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Marriage is a three ring circus:

engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Marriage is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

Therefore....

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Marriage is not a word......it is a sentence.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;

the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Marriage requires compromise without feeling compromised.

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Matrimony:

The high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.

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My wife and I have an agreement.

I don't try to run her life

and I don't try to run mine.

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One nice person and one old goat live here....

Our love has no limit, our marriage no end.

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Some people claim that

marriage interferes with romance.

There's no doubt about it.

Anytime you have a romance,

your wife is bound to interfere.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy....other times I just let him ( her ) sleep !

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Success in marriage is more than finding the right person...

It's becoming the right person.

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The goal of marriage is not to think alike

but to think together.

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The ties of marriage are not slip-knots.

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The whole thing about matrimony:

we fall in love with a personality

but we must live with the character.

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Together is a wonderful place to be...

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Two hearts united...and two shall become as one...

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When taking a wife or buying a horse,

close your eyes and command yourself to God.

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With this ring...I thee wed.