Seniors

Age before beauty.

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Age does not determine who's right,

it only determines who's left!

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Age is a matter of mind

and if you don't mind

it don't matter !!

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Age is a number, old is in your head.

Age is a number, and mine is unlisted.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

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Age is like fine wine....

it gets better with time !!

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Age isn't important unless you're cheese.

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

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At my age...

I've got achy, breaky everything !!

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At my age...

I've seen it all...I've heard it all...

I've done it all....

I just can't remember it all...

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Beautiful young people are acts of nature,

but beautiful old people

are works of art.

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Better to have bad breath than no breath at all !!

Born in the USA.....a long time ago !!

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By the time you reach middle age,

you've already met so many people

that every new acquaintance reminds

you of someone else.

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Classic, Genuine, Antique Person...

They just don't make 'em like this anymore!!

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Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Count your age by friends, not years.

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Do not regret growing old....it is a privilege denied many...!

Don't let an old person crawl into your body !

Enjoy getting older, the alternative is death ~!~

Ever stop to think...And forget to start again?

Few people know how to be old.

50 is the age of discovery....you discover you're old!!!

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50 year old--one owner

Needs parts, make offer

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50 !!!!

That's dead in dog years !!

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First, I was a good BOY,

Then, I became a nice KID,

I was then a great GUY,

Later, I grew up to be a fine MAN,

Now, I'm just an old FART !!

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Forty is the old age of youth;

Fifty is the youth of old age.

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Forty isn't old...

IF you're a tree !!

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Fifty is Nifty !!!

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Geezer......formerly known as "Stud Muffin"...

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Growing old is mandatory...

Growing up is optional !

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How am I feeling?

I'm still on the right side of the grass.

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I am not young enough to know everything !!!

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I am old enough to sleep by myself

and young enough not to want to have to.

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I have a photographic memory.

Unfortunately, it no longer offers

same day service.

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I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back...

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

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If life begins at 40....

What ended at 39 ???

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I'm entering the "metallic years"...

silver in my hair, gold in my teeth

and lead in my bottom !!

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I'm just a 16 year old girl,

locked in an old ladies body !

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I'm not 40....

I'm 18 with 22 years of experience !

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I'm not aging, I just need repotted.

I'm not aging....I'm marinating !!

I'm not as old as I used to be.

I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter.

I'm not old....I'm a recycled teenager !!

I'm not old...I've just been young a very long time !!

I'm 39 1/2...(and that's my final answer !)

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Inside every older person

is a young person

wondering what the hell happened !

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It used to be wine, women and song...

now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!

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It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser...

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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,

but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

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I've got a good memory....but it's short !!

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Middle age is when broadness of the mind

and narrowness of the waist change places.

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Middle age is when the kids leave one by one...

only to return...two by two!!

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Middle age is when you choose your cereal

for the fiber.....not the toy !!!

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Middle age is when your narrow waist

and broad mind begin changing places.

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My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most !

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Old Age and Treachery

Beat Youth and Vigor.

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Old age comes at a bad time.

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Old age is NOT for sissy's !!

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Once you're over the hill....you pick up speed !

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Over 40 and still cookin'...!!

Over the Hill...pickin' up up speed !!

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Please understand that no matter how old I get...

I will always be a kid at heart...

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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it !!

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Serenity Prayer

God grant me the serenity to

forget the people I never liked anyway...

the good fortune to run into the ones that I do...

and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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Sex after 60

is like shooting pool with a rope.

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Some people, not matter how old they get,

never lose their beauty...

they merely move it from their faces

to their hearts.

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The best part about waking up

is finding your teeth

are still in the cup!

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The hardest part of growing older

is remembering when you were young.

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The heart is the real fountain of youth.

The heart that gives love....is always young !!

The older I get, the better I used to be.

The older I get, the better I was.

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The surprising thing about young fools

is how many survive to become old fools !

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To be 70 years young is sometimes for more

cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.

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We are always the same age inside.

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We do not stop laughing because we grow old;

we grow old because we stop laughing.

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We don't have crow's feet....

We have laugh lines !!

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We turn not older with years,

but newer every day.

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We're all getting older at the same rate of speed.

We just got started at different times.

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Welcome

Friends Anytime...

Relatives...By Appointment

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When did my wild oats....turn into shredded wheat??

When you stop to think, don't stay parked !!

Why should I grow up??....this is more fun !!

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Wrinkled was not one of the things

I wanted to be

when I grew up !!

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Wrinkles are antique smiles...!

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You can only be young once

but you can be immature forever !!

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You know you are getting old when

everything hurts and what doesn't hurt

doesn't work...!

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You know you are getting old when...

"Happy Hour" turns out to be a nap !!

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You know you're getting old when it takes you all night,

to do what you used to do all night !!

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You know you're getting old

when you sink your teeth into an apple

and they stay there..!!

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You know you're getting old....

when your back goes out more often than you do !!!

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You know you're old when you can't get your rocking chair started..!

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You know you are getting old

when it feels like the morning after

and you haven't been anywhere.

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You know you are getting old

when you look forward to a DULL evening.

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You know you are getting old

when the best part of the day

is over when the alarm goes off.

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You know you are getting old

when the little old gray-haired lady you

helped across the street is your wife.

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You know you are getting old

when you get winded playing chess.

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You know you are getting old

when you go into the next room

to get something, and

can't remember what you came for.

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You know you are getting old

when you have too much room in the house

and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

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You know you are getting old

when you know all the right answers but

no one asks the right questions.

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You know you are getting old when you

look into the mirror and are shocked to

see that "old person"

looking back at you.

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You know you are getting old

when the gleam in your eyes is from the

sun hitting your bifocals.

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You know you are getting old

when you move your bed closer to the bathroom

because you spend half your night there anyway.

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You know you are getting old

when you relate to everything on this page.

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You know you are getting old

when you remember when

Queen Elizabeth was a Princess.

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You know you are getting old

when you tend to repeat yourself...

tend to repeat yourself.

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You know you are getting old

when your children begin to look middle-aged.

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You know you are getting old

when your friends don't ask how you fell

but where you hurt.

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You know you are getting old

when your pacemaker opens the garage door

when you see a pretty girl.

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You know you are getting old

when your knees buckle and your belt won't.

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You know you are getting old

when your little black book contains

only names ending in M.D.

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You know you are old when your

doctor is the same age as your grandson.

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You know your old when your

youngest starts collecting Social Security !!

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You know you're gettin' old when

you're not as good as you once was but....

your as good once...as you once was.

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You know you are growing old

when you find yourself

laughing at this list !!

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You know you are old when

your doctor look like

Doogie Howser.

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You may not be able to turn back the clock,

but you can wind it up again !

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Young at heart,

slightly older in other places !!

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You're getting old when you get the same sensation

from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

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You're never too old to enjoy your childhood.

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You're not old...you're chronologically gifted...!!

You're only young once but you can be immature forever !!

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Youth is a gift of nature.

Middle Age is a work of art !!

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Youth is wasted on the YOUNG !!

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39.9999999999 and still holding !!