Computers

C:/DOS, C:/DOS/RUN, RUN/DOS/RUN

When all Else Fails, Manipulate the Data

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

Home is where you hang your @

The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

Great groups from little icons grow.

You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

C:\ is the root of all directories.

Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Don't byte off more than you can view.

A chat has nine lives.

Fax is stranger than fiction.

What boots up must come down.

Virtual reality is its own reward.

Modulation in all things.

A web-surfer and his leisure time are soon parted.

Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

There's no place like http://www.home.com

Windows Never Cease

Our policy is to always blame the computer.

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson

Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit

Computer programmers know how to use their hardware