Western

A cowboy removes his hat only for one thing...

and it ain't for takin' a bath...

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Antique Bull Rider

Been there...

Rode that...

Can't remember...

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A work of art is a well-made boot.

(W. J. Lethaby)

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Born to Rope...Forced to Work !

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Cowboy Rule:

The first thing to do when you get up in the morning...

is put on your Stetson...

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Cowboys Logic:

Be sure to taste your words....

before you spit them out...

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Cowboys love their horses and hats...

Keep yer hands off both of 'em !!!

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Don't squat with your spurs on !

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country.

(Horace Greeley)

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Gone Ropin'....

Good Cowgirls keep their calves together.

Home Sweet Barn

Horse Parkin'...

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If you're riding ahead of the herd,

take a a look back every now and then

to make sure it's still there....!!

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I'm so busy.....I don't know if I just found a rope or lost my horse !!

Make mine Western !!!

Never ask a man the size of his spread.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.

Never smack a man who's chewin' tabacco !

Never squat with your spurs on...

Never trust a cowboy until you have seen him ride...!

Please don't dance on the tables with your spurs on !!

Please remove your spurs before getting in bed.

(The Management)

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Save a horse....ride a cowboy !!

Scrape sh*t from boots before entering !!

Speak your mind...then ride a fast horse !!!

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Welcome Cowboys!!!

Park yur boots and spurs...

and sit a spell !!!

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When you give a lesson in meanness

to a critter or a person,

don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.