Wife

A man marries because he's tired.

A woman marries because she's curious.

Both are disappointed.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

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Beware of wife...dog OK !

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I looked up my wife's family tree -

half the family were still living in it !

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I married my wife for better or worst,

she could not have done better

and I could not have done worst.

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I tied the knot five years ago

and have been swinging from it every since.

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If a husband would treat his wife as though

she were a thoroughbred...

she'd never turn into an old nag !!

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If more husbands were self starters,

They're wife wouldn't have to be a crank !

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I'm no bum...my wife works !!

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My wife says I never listen.

At least, I think that's what she said.

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The best thing I ever did

was marry my wife.

Just think....

if we didn't get married I would have gone thru life

never realizing how many things I had wrong with me.

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The perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.

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There are only two things that annoy me about my wife,

everything she says and everything she does !